More Funny Stuff from the Kids

Me no cowboy; me cowman!!!! (Drew)


Mommy, now that I'm four years old I'm almost grown-up. Look, I have more hair growning on my arm! (Chloe)


(At bedtime) Daddy, you have Smell-A-Bella (doggie) breath; (the next morning) Daddy, you have dinosaur breath!! (Chloe)


Mommy, how does the egg get out of the chicken? (Chloe)


I'm just going to cut this TV off until I'm in the mood to watch it! (About a minute later she turned it back on)


Dat dog food tastes like broccoli. (Drew)



Mommy you go scoop (kitty) poop or me gonna scoop poop! (Drew)


If you see a dinosaur outside you should back away and go inside the house! (Chloe)



Drew it is my turn to be the Teeth Rex dinosaur! (Chloe)



Me not mommy's baby; me you BIG boy! (Drew)



Daddy you were really good outside today; you only fussed at Drew one time. (Chloe)